17 Oct 14
Originally posted by phil3000I went to a Chinese restaurant the other night , I said "excuse me waiter , what's this fly doing in my soup ? ..he replied "the backstroke I think sir "
I did have a job as a pantomime horse ...I quit while I was a head !
Later that night I called the waiter over, he came to my table and said " sorry sir my name is Li ".. I said Li ,this chicken is rubbery .Li replied "thank you sir I will pass your complement to the chef ...
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21 Oct 14
Originally posted by greenpawn34You hear the one about the hooker who had appendicitis? The sewed up the wrong hole. Now she makes money on the side.
A bloke goes into a library and says:
"Where have all the chess books gone?"
The librarian replied:
"They have moved."
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"They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian - they are not laughing now."
Bob Monkhouse.
I know, I know. 😳
24 Oct 14
Originally posted by Great Big SteesThis bloke went to the doctors .."Dr, Dr I have something wrong with my backside " .."drop your pants and lets have a look , ah said the Dr I can see the problem you have a bit of lettuce stuck up your bum ".
You hear the one about the hooker who had appendicitis? The sewed up the wrong hole. Now she makes money on the side.
I know, I know. 😳
"O replied the man , just a piece of lettuce shouldn't be a problem then doc ? " .." Well said the Dr , normally it wouldn't be a problem but I am afraid it is just the tip of the iceberg.
02 Dec 14
Originally posted by phil3000A guest complains to the waiter: "there is a fly in my soup!"
I went to a Chinese restaurant the other night , I said "excuse me waiter , what's this fly doing in my soup ? ..he replied "the backstroke I think sir "
Later that night I called the waiter over, he came to my table and said " sorry sir my name is Li ".. I said Li ,this chicken is rubbery .Li replied "thank you sir I will pass your complement to the chef ...
he gets the reply: "Not so loud, maybe all the others want one too."
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02 Dec 14
Originally posted by PonderableSomething similar.
A guest complains to the waiter: "there is a fly in my soup!"
he gets the reply: "Not so loud, maybe all the others want one too."
A guest complains to the waiter: "What's that fly doing in my soup!"
Waiter: "Looks like the backstroke."
19 Dec 14
An old political one:
how will the GDR look like in 2014?
It won't be there it will have turned 65 and made into the west 😉
(This joke refers to teh fact that people older than 65 were allowed to emigrate into the FRG. In fact now we do have 2014 and the GDR has ceased to exist. Never underestimate the power of a political joke)
19 Dec 14
Originally posted by PonderableThanks for reminding me of this one, P.
An old political one:
how will the GDR look like in 2014?
It won't be there it will have turned 65 and made into the west 😉
(This joke refers to teh fact that people older than 65 were allowed to emigrate into the FRG. In fact now we do have 2014 and the GDR has ceased to exist. Never underestimate the power of a political joke)
Humour (and laughing at themselves) kept the German spirit alive in the GDR.
20 Dec 14
santa claus, the easter rabbit, and a very intelligent blonde lady are walking down the street together...
at the same time, they all see a $100 bill lying on the sidewalk...
who gets to the money first???
none of them...
there is no such thing as santa claus, the easter rabbit, or a smart blonde...
there is no such thing as santa claus, the easter rabbit, or a smart blonde...
