Jokes

Why do Russian police travel in threes?

One to read, one to write...and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

A wise wife will spend as much money as possible, to stop her husband from affording a mistress...

Originally posted by Mammy Blue
A wise wife will spend as much money as possible, to stop her husband from affording a mistress...

Originally posted by Ponderable
this thread is supposed to contain jokes...

Originally posted by Mammy Blue
I'm not stepping on toes here, am I?

Why does the LAPD travel in fours?

So three guys can shoot the unarmed man while the the fourth finds the guy who took the video footage. 😞

1.h4

Originally posted by 64squaresofpain
1.h4

and you failed... 😉

Originally posted by Mammy Blue
and you failed... 😉

Pablo Casals was a Spanish Catalan cellist and conductor. In 1957, at age 80, Casals married 20-year-old Marta Montañez y Martinez. He is said to have dismissed concerns that marriage to someone 60 years his junior might be hazardous to his health by saying, "I look at it this way: if she dies, she dies."

Originally posted by lolof
Pablo Casals was a Spanish Catalan cellist and conductor. In 1957, at age 80, Casals married 20-year-old Marta Montañez y Martinez. He is said to have dismissed concerns that marriage to someone 60 years his junior might be hazardous to his health by saying, "I look at it this way: if she dies, she dies."

Q: What do you call a group of rabbits walking away from you?


A: A receding hairline.



Oh stop. No really. You're too kind.
Curtseys

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Q: What do you call a group of rabbits walking away from you?


A: A receding hairline.



Oh stop. No really. You're too kind.
Curtseys

Two policemen call the precinct on the radio.
"Hello. Is that the Sarge?"
"Yes?"
"We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband dead
for walking on the floor she had just mopped."
"Have you arrested the woman?"
"No sir. The floor is still wet."