Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just Juan.

Originally posted by whodey
How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just Juan.

Originally posted by Mammy Blue
Uncle Bob (85) and aunt Mary (79) are going to be married soon.
While wandering around the town's mall they come across a pharmacy.
Uncle Bob walks in and asks to talk to the pharmacist.
"Do you sell headache pills, muscle spasma pills, ointments for bad backs?"
"yes we do," replies the pharmacist.
"Do you sell bandages, straps for dislocated shoulde ...[text shortened]... er-the-counter pills?"
"Yes, but why do you ask?"
"We're looking for a good Bridal Gift shop."

Asian grading scale.

"A" (average)
"B" (bad)
"C" (catostrophic)
"D" (disowned)
"F" (forgotten forever)

"My father was so happy when he learned hat you are a chess player"
"Is he also playig chess?"
"No but my last boyfriend was a boxer..."

Planned Parenthood received around $500 million in taxpayer money last year

To give you an idea of how much that is, it's around 50 or so fetus livers.

My son keeps telling me that the boogie man is hiding under his bed every night and is scared to death to be in there by himself. However, one night I caught him laughing while looking under his bed. I asked him what he was laughing at. He said he was laughing at the boogie man who was crying. Confused, I asked what exactly he was talking about. He replied, after watching the news the boogie man is the one who is scared. He keeps looking under his bed for Planned Parenthood.

Why did the fetus cross the road?


Planned Parenthood moved the dumpster

Here is a great abortion joke at Planned Parenthood.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

You will never know.

Originally posted by whodey
Here is a great abortion joke at Planned Parenthood.

Duchess went to the police station and said " Sir, I have been Graped " .
"Graped ! " the officer replied " don't you mean raped ?
No, she replied there was a bunch of them .

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"

Knock, knock: "Who's there?"

"Sam and Jan."

"Sam and Jan who?"

"Sam enchanted evening....."

Quasimodo complained to his wife .." you knew I was going to the pub tonight, why didn't you iron my shirt " ....." it's your fault Quasi you didn't tell me where you put the wok "... his wife replied.

Originally posted by phil3000
Quasimodo .......