Jokes

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Both Svenska Pojkes and Svenska Flickas?

Originally posted by lolof
We are known for drinking a lot and being easily amused - how else would we survive up here? 🙂

Originally posted by C Hess
What's the point of drinking if not to highten the sense of comedy? Who but the alcoholic
drinks not to be easily amused? Given the day after, I'd say: only the fool.

Originally posted by lolof
Både svenska pojkar och svenska flickor?

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Isn't one sign of being or becoming an alcoholic frequent drinking immoderately alone?

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Thanks [Tack?]

Originally posted by C Hess
^

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
lolof, help!

I hear Peter Cushing (British horror film actor) has married Whoopy Goldberg ,she's now known as Whoopy Cushion .

Irish special forces have raided Dublin zoo ,police say they have shot six guerrilla's and freed all the Ostrich'es .

an Englishman irish and scot have to parachute out of a plane the pilot says jump out shout Geronimo and pull the rip cord so they all jump out as the plane approaches the runway to land the pilot heres a tapping at the window he sees paddy the Irishman who shouts What the Feck was the Fecking name of the Fecking Indian

Little Tommy asked his daddy:
- What's it called when one person lies down on top of another?

His daddy answered:
- To make love, son.
- No, I don't think so.

A bit embarrassed his daddy tried:
- Well, maybe to make out then.
- No.

- Allright then, I'll say it! To f***! That's the word you're looking for.
- No, bunk-bed, that's it.

Hedgehogs--why can't they just share the hedge?