Originally posted by lolofSir Lancelot sat in the bath, and rang for his butler. "James, please bring me a glass of water," Very well sir," and as he leaves the bathroom, sir Lancelot let it rip with quite a few bubbles. James comes back, with the glass, and a flask and a bottle of Bovril. " James, what is this?" "Sir, when I left the bathroom, I distinctly heard you say and-a-hot-waterbottle-and-a-bottle-of-Bovril"
You rang, sir - what can I do for you?
In short: Vad vill du?
Originally posted by C HessMy scruffy mate went to the Doctors the other day and the Doctor asked him for a urine sample ,sperm sample and an excrement sample .The doctor then said .."to speed things up just leave your boxer shorts behind ".
Fresh in from the 60's:
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.