Bio
this is not my space
i am only a guest
i just watched two fools in debate
i could have but didn't get irate
the discourse was dumb
intellectual chewing gum
that they each thought they won was quaint
08/2022
it’s raining in death valley
kim and pete are done
ice cream tacos no longer exist
so i went and bought a gun
strippers need to unionize
trees get aluminum dresses
cancer’s been granted citizenship
and alex jones confesses
drones kill more humans
than kangaroos or white sharks
pelosi’s pokin the chinese bear
i’m buying oxy in the park
there's imported debris on mars
and chorizo in outer space
global warming is still killing coral
and ole boris bowed out with grace
while it's true that love has no boundaries, no limits, and no rules,
yer court-appointed restraining order has all three
i live by a simple code
"we'll see what happens"
i live in texas
and, i spell badly, purposely
but most folks spell it b-a-d-l-y
i am a lot older than everyone
except fer her
and that guy over there
and you...
i have this habit
and if i shave, no one can tell that i'm not a nun
a thought is like a leaf falling from a tree in autumn-
as it downward drifts, it is individual, unique, special-
and then it joins its fellow thoughts on the forest floor, lost forever in the chaos-
soon to compost, intermingled inseparably from its neighbors-
as THIS thought will be
if you let it show,
for any length of time
you'll get no mercy,
and yer skull will be mine
good health iz merely the slowest possible rate to die
randy rookie's regulatory rationale
we iz all dogs
some will bark,
others may bite
most just scratch,
while the rest fight
BUT,
we all like to do it doggie style
let the party commence...
Rating Trend
Rated Won / Drawn / Lost
All Rated
5561 games
As White
2690 games
As Black
2871 games
Stats
- Games Played
- 5718
- Rated
- 5561
- Won
- 2701
- Lost
- 2728
- Drawn
- 289
- In Progress
- 14
- All Moves
- 204715
- Moves This Month
- 281
- Tourn. Entry Rating
- 1312
- Vacation rem' 2024
- 36 days
Rated Color
All
5561 games
Won
2595 games
Lost
2681 games
Drawn
285 games
Rated Timeouts
Won
178 games
Lost
42 games
Historical
Highest Rating | 1344 | 1400 | 1443 |
Average Rating | 1225 | 1277 | 1295 |
Lowest Rating | 1127 | 1127 | 1104 |
Opponent Average Rating | 1272 | 1353 | 1361 |
Games Rated | 67 | 185 | 1477 | 90 days | 1 Year | 5 Years |
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Affiliated Clans
Clan Details | Challenges | Games | Points | Name | Last | Won | Lost | Drawn | Won | Lost | Drawn | Net | Gross |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
In Vino VeritasGrand Cru en 2021 | 20 | 7d 23h | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
Daily ChessPlay Chess Online | 8 | 2d 18h | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Affiliated Clubs
not accepting membership applications...
- Members
- 1
- Tournaments
- -
- Formed
- 11 Jul 13
Tournament Victories
- Tournament
- 2010 May The Noisy Tournament
- Private
- Tournament
- 2009 July RJF Challenge XII
- Private
Awards
Playing for 16 years
Ladder Rank
Notes
Moves This Month is the number of moves made since the 1st of the month.
Highest Rating excludes provisional (first 20) games.
Tournament Entry Rating is calculated by the formula (CurrentRating + HighestRating) / 2.
The entry rating will never drop to more than 100 points below your Highest Rating.
Rated stats are updated within 24 hours of the last completed rated game.
Last refreshed on 11 Nov 24.