Objects in mirror...

Originally posted by @moonbus
... bite the bullet.

If the walls could talk ...

...they'd keep their mouths shut.

I came, I saw...
(Veni, Vidi...)

Originally posted by @wolfe63
...they'd keep their mouths shut.

I came, I saw...
(Veni, Vidi...)

...I went back home, disillusioned.

If ifs and ands were...

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
...I went back home, disillusioned.

If ifs and ands were...

...weaker conjunctions, they'd be the "but" of many jokes.

Milk: It does a body...

Originally posted by @wolfe63
...weaker conjunctions, they'd be the "but" of many jokes.

Milk: It does a body...

...good, almost as much good as Jameson.

Now if your aunt had a mustache...

Originally posted by @mudfinger
...good, almost as much good as Jameson.

Now if your aunt had a mustache...

.....you wouldn't have that cousin.

Roll up your sleeves and...

Originally posted by @js357
.....you wouldn't have that cousin.

Roll up your sleeves and...

... Bob’s your uncle.

Waste not, ...

Originally posted by @moonbus
... Bob’s your uncle.

Waste not, ...

..unless you're "filthy rich".

God helps those who...

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
..unless you're "filthy rich".

God helps those who...

... help themselves in mysterious ways.

If wishes were horses, ...

Originally posted by @moonbus
... help themselves in mysterious ways.

If wishes were horses, ...

...how much poo would one have to shovel to realize one wish?

I'd rather be a hammer than a ...

Originally posted by @mudfinger
...how much poo would one have to shovel to realize one wish?

I'd rather be a hammer than a ...

... "tool" like you.😲

It is best to be on the...

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
... "tool" like you.😲

It is best to be on the...

...raft instead of in the sea.

would you rather read about someone else's fantasies or live your own bleak reality???

Originally posted by @rookie54
...raft instead of in the sea.

would you rather read about someone else's fantasies or live your own bleak reality???

Would you rather post to the wrong thread...

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
... "tool" like you.😲

It is best to be on the...

...rightmost tap.

Just a spoonful of sugar...

Originally posted by @shallow-blue
...rightmost tap.

Just a spoonful of sugar...

has too much calories.

Caught between...

Originally posted by @torunn
has too much calories.

Caught between...

...a sock and a shoelace.

If one has nothing good to say...