Objects in mirror...

Originally posted by @wolfe63
...a sock and a shoelace.

If one has nothing good to say...

...try number two.

The fruit does not fall far...

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
...try number two.

The fruit does not fall far...

...from the high chair.

You win some, and...

Originally posted by @js357
...from the high chair.

You win some, and...

... then you die.

This establishment is not liable for ...

Originally posted by @moonbus
... then you die.

This establishment is not liable for ...

...anything, period.

In the kingdom of the blind, the one eyed man is...

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
...anything, period.

In the kingdom of the blind, the one eyed man is...

... probably deaf, too.

Jokers to left of me, jokers to the right, ...

Originally posted by @moonbus
... probably deaf, too.

Jokers to left of me, jokers to the right, ...

..."Where am I anyway, a Jesters convention?"

Love makes the world...

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
..."Where am I anyway, a Jesters convention?"

Love makes the world...

...a confusing place for heartless aliens.

The answer to the ultimate question is...

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
...a confusing place for heartless aliens.

The answer to the ultimate question is...

... "I'll have to think about it."

I'll get around to it when ...

Originally posted by @moonbus
... "I'll have to think about it."

I'll get around to it when ...

...someone asks the ultimate question.

What’s up,..

Originally posted by @js357
...someone asks the ultimate question.

What’s up,..

...puppydog.

what goes around...

Originally posted by @rookie54
...puppydog.

what goes around...

...gets dizzy.

Why can’t you...

Originally posted by @mudfinger
...gets dizzy.

Why can’t you...

...quit pickin yer nose in public?

ALWAYS wear clean...

Originally posted by @rookie54
...quit pickin yer nose in public?

[b]ALWAYS wear clean...[/b]

...dentures

Let us tip one...

Originally posted by @mudfinger
...dentures

Let us tip one...

..dollar, and that's too much.

Those who sleep with dogs will rise...

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
..dollar, and that's too much.

Those who sleep with dogs will rise...

...very well rested.

Is the glass half full or...