Objects in mirror...

Originally posted by @wolfe63
...through his sternum.

Dead men tell no...

... knock-knock jokes.

A penny saved is ...

Originally posted by @moonbus
... knock-knock jokes.

A penny saved is ...

not always a waste of time.

As you make your bed, so you must

Originally posted by @moonbus
... knock-knock jokes.

A penny saved is ...

...wisely invested in cucumbers.

Knock knock...

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
...wisely invested in cucumbers.

Knock knock...

what's there???

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
not always a waste of time.

As you make your bed, so you must

...spend most of your nights

A chain is only...

Originally posted by @torunn
...spend most of your nights

A chain is only...

...meant to keep out honest people.

There are two sides to

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
...wisely invested in cucumbers.

Knock knock...

...is unexpected at a funeral.

Only you can prevent...

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
...meant to keep out honest people.

There are two sides to

...ribs, beans and ...

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
...meant to keep out honest people.

There are two sides to

... every cube: inside and outside.

The early bird gets .,.

Originally posted by @js357
...is unexpected at a funeral.

Only you can prevent...

... getting unexpectedly knocked up at a funeral.

If the shoe fits .,.

Originally posted by @moonbus
... every cube: inside and outside.

The early bird gets .,.

...eaten by the cat.

To every thing there is a...

Originally posted by @wolfe63
...eaten by the cat.

To every thing there is a...

... seasoning: parsley, sage,rosemary and ....

Originally posted by @moonbus
... seasoning: parsley, sage,rosemary and ....

...time.

Don't mix business with...

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
...time.

Don't mix business with...

...anybody.

Two wrongs...

Originally posted by @torunn
...anybody.

Two wrongs...

...and you're fired.

Fool me once...