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@C-Hess said
What's the point of drinking if not to highten the sense of comedy? Who but the alcoholic
drinks not to be easily amused? Given the day after, I'd say: only the fool.
Why do liberals lean to comedy rather than to humor,,,humor, which is better?


@moonbus said
According to the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-5), there are five criteria to confirm a diagnosis of dyscalculia. I fullfil seven of them.
I love a good DSM joke. πŸ™‚

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@Earl-of-Trumps said
Thoughts to ponder: Are the unmarried employees at Kraft known as Kraft singles?
They're probably called unemployed now.

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Last year a bunch of department-store Santas continued to misbehave despite warnings from management.

It was a case of insubordinate Clauses.


Whiteboards are remarkable.πŸ€”πŸ˜²πŸ˜

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@AverageJoe1 said
Why do liberals lean to comedy rather than to humor,,,humor, which is better?
Still waiting for the punch line, and hoping you will respect one of the most consistently on-topic threads in RHP's history.

I gather you have a legal background and possibly a sharp mind, but where did you ever get the idea that this would be the right thread to pollute with a personal attack? (e.g., your reply to @Suzianne above)

To the Moderators: of course I would be cool with this my post being deleted during the thread clean-up.

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@Suzianne said
I love a good DSM joke. πŸ™‚
Good to know, but the one by @moonbus was rather weak. πŸ˜‰


@Kevin-Eleven said
Good to know, but the one by @moonbus was rather weak. πŸ˜‰
Well, I did say DSM, not BDSM.


@Kevin-Eleven said
Still waiting for the punch line, and hoping you will respect one of the most consistently on-topic threads in RHP's history.

I gather you have a legal background and possibly a sharp mind, but where did you ever get the idea that this would be the right thread to pollute with a personal attack? (e.g., your reply to @Suzianne above)

To the Moderators: of course I would be cool with this my post being deleted during the thread clean-up.
Your gallantry is appreciated.


@Kevin-Eleven said
Good to know, but the one by @moonbus was rather weak. πŸ˜‰
Funny is in the ear of the beholder.


β€œDo tree's poop? Yes, where do you think number 2 pencils come from?


Sorry if this has already been posted!!!


@galveston75 said
β€œDo tree's poop? Yes, where do you think number 2 pencils come from?


Sorry if this has already been posted!!!
No need to be sorry, after all you posted a joke, and hit the center of the therad's inetntion.

Obligate joke:

Thatcher, Reagan and Kohl met for an autombile tour.
Thatcher hapopens to break rather sharp, Reagen rear-ends her and Kohl rear-ends Reagan.
All get out of thier cars and Thatcher says: I am sorry
Reagan says: I am sorry, too.
Kohl says: And I am sorry three


Changed the ringtone on my alarm to the hokey cokey.

Took me 20-minutes to get out of bed


"Doctor, Doctor, I broke my arm in five places! What can I do!"

Doctor: " Don't go to those five places anymore!"

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