Jokes

@C-Hess said
What's the point of drinking if not to highten the sense of comedy? Who but the alcoholic
drinks not to be easily amused? Given the day after, I'd say: only the fool.

@moonbus said
According to the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-5), there are five criteria to confirm a diagnosis of dyscalculia. I fullfil seven of them.

@Earl-of-Trumps said
Thoughts to ponder: Are the unmarried employees at Kraft known as Kraft singles?

Last year a bunch of department-store Santas continued to misbehave despite warnings from management.

It was a case of insubordinate Clauses.

Whiteboards are remarkable.🤔😲😁

@AverageJoe1 said
Why do liberals lean to comedy rather than to humor,,,humor, which is better?

@Suzianne said
I love a good DSM joke. 🙂

@Kevin-Eleven said
Good to know, but the one by @moonbus was rather weak. 😉

@Kevin-Eleven said
Still waiting for the punch line, and hoping you will respect one of the most consistently on-topic threads in RHP's history.

I gather you have a legal background and possibly a sharp mind, but where did you ever get the idea that this would be the right thread to pollute with a personal attack? (e.g., your reply to @Suzianne above)

To the Moderators: of course I would be cool with this my post being deleted during the thread clean-up.

@Kevin-Eleven said
Good to know, but the one by @moonbus was rather weak. 😉

“Do tree's poop? Yes, where do you think number 2 pencils come from?


Sorry if this has already been posted!!!

@galveston75 said
“Do tree's poop? Yes, where do you think number 2 pencils come from?


Sorry if this has already been posted!!!

Changed the ringtone on my alarm to the hokey cokey.

Took me 20-minutes to get out of bed

"Doctor, Doctor, I broke my arm in five places! What can I do!"

Doctor: " Don't go to those five places anymore!"