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Originally posted by pawnpaw
No true survey of that nature can be done in Africa.
I think you can. If you make at least 500 phone calls at around dinner time, make sure some of the people you talk to are women and gays, and be sure to have a few footnotes about standard deviation calculations, you can easily come up with enough for, say, tabloid headlines, and/or harmless jokes poking fun at the insular attitudes of Americans, like the joke above offered by Ponderable.

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Originally posted by pawnpaw
"In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant"

Do you know how big is Africa?
About 11.7million square miles.
You could fit the USA, India and western Europe inside of it.
So which part of Africa was the survey done?
There's 54 different countries, each with different levels of development.
No true survey of that nature can be done in Africa.
And on RHP they didn't know what "joke" meant.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
And on RHP they didn't know what "joke" meant.
And in the USA they didn't know what "attitude" meant.

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Yada yada yada...

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Originally posted by pawnpaw
Yada yada yada...
What do I say to people who accomplish great things?

Yoda man!

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Originally posted by Ponderable
What do I say to people who accomplish great things?

Yoda man!
Apart from the spelling mistake, you're spot on! 😴

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Originally posted by pawnpaw
Apart from the spelling mistake, you're spot on! 😴
Wut speling mistak?

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What is the name of Obi-Wan Kenobi's long-lost brother? Obi- TWO - Kenobi!

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Originally posted by Suzianne
And on RHP they didn't know what "joke" meant.
Well you cant accuse the Democrats of that.
They are one big Joke.

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Originally posted by Captain Strange
Well you cant accuse the Democrats of that.
They are one big Joke.
Want to hear a great joke:


TRUMP.

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I just got done starting a company that makes land mines that look like prayer mats.

Prophets are going through the roof.

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Mexican and Muslim jokes are all the same.

One you have heard Juan, you have heard Ahmal.

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Originally posted by whodey
Mexican and Muslim jokes are all the same.

One you have heard Juan, you have heard Ahmal.
Why did the Mexican take his mother in law to the edge of the cliff ?
Tequila...

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I have a stepladder. I never knew my real ladder.

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Want to hear a great joke:


TRUMP.
tRump.

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