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phil3000

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27 Feb 14

HandyAndy

Read a book!

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22 Dec 16

Originally posted by Very Rusty
EB,

I never have had a lot of faith in physiatrists or psychologists !!!

What medications do they have you on, if that is not getting too personal?

-VR

Check his picture and see if you can tell.

Very Rusty

Treat Everyone Equal

Halifax, Nova Scotia

Joined: 04 Oct 06
Moves: 633770

22 Dec 16

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
Check his picture and see if you can tell.

Andy,

What on earth are you talking about. Do you see a picture in his profile? Taking all your meds?

-VR

HandyAndy

Read a book!

Joined: 23 Sep 06
Moves: 18677

22 Dec 16

Originally posted by Very Rusty
Andy,

What on earth are you talking about. Do you see a picture in his profile? Taking all your meds?

-VR

Speaking of meds:

What medications do they have you on, if that is not getting too personal?

Ponderable

chemist

Linkenheim

Joined: 22 Apr 05
Moves: 667679

27 Dec 16

Two soothsayers meet: "Hi, you are fine, how about me?"

Ponderable

chemist

Linkenheim

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Moves: 667679

30 Dec 16

Originally posted by Ponderable
Two soothsayers meet: "Hi, you are fine, how about me?"

Should have been psychics.. so much for translation skills.

And another one:

What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.

Ponderable

chemist

Linkenheim

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Moves: 667679

01 Jan 17

I remember 2016 as if it had been yesterday...

apathist

looking for loot

western colorado

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Moves: 9664

01 Jan 17

Two men were strolling down the sidewalk. The first man walked into a bar.

The second man ducked.

wolfgang59

Quiz Master

RHP Arms

Joined: 09 Jun 07
Moves: 48794

02 Jan 17

Originally posted by Very Rusty
EB,

I never have had a lot of faith in physiatrists or psychologists !!!

What medications do they have you on, if that is not getting too personal?

-VR

I don't know what a physiatrist is and psychologists cannot prescribe drugs!

wolfgang59

Quiz Master

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Joined: 09 Jun 07
Moves: 48794

02 Jan 17

Originally posted by apathist
Two men were strolling down the sidewalk. The first man walked into a bar.

The second man ducked.

The barman says "We don't serve Tachyons in here."

A Tachyon walks into a bar

apathist

looking for loot

western colorado

Joined: 05 Feb 11
Moves: 9664

02 Jan 17

A magician was walking down the road. He turned into a store.

There's a joke there somewhere!

apathist

looking for loot

western colorado

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Moves: 9664

02 Jan 17

Originally posted by wolfgang59
I don't know what a physiatrist is ...

Yes you do, I said with furrowed brow.

whodey

Joined: 02 Jan 06
Moves: 12857

05 Jan 17

The Lord giveth and the government takes away.

phil3000

Joined: 27 Dec 05
Moves: 143878

07 Jan 17

Originally posted by whodey
The Lord giveth and the government takes away.

I remember back in the 90's when phone cards were in use in public phone boxes .
I got my donor card mixed up with my phone card once , it cost me an arm and leg .

Ponderable

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Linkenheim

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Moves: 667679

13 Jan 17

Adan complained to God about his lonlyness. God thought about it and offered:
You can have a beautiful, intelligent, funny companion who will always be ready for you and your every whim.
Adam is enthusiastic and asks about the Price.
God answers that it will cost him an arm and a leg.
Asks Adam: What do I get for a rib?

phil3000

Joined: 27 Dec 05
Moves: 143878

13 Jan 17

Originally posted by Ponderable
Adan complained to God about his lonlyness. God thought about it and offered:
You can have a beautiful, intelligent, funny companion who will always be ready for you and your every whim.
Adam is enthusiastic and asks about the Price.
God answers that it will cost him an arm and a leg.
Asks Adam: What do I get for a rib?

Man goes to the doctors and says " doc,i am hurting all over my body "
"Show me where ", asked the doctor .
The man touched his elbow and then his shoulder he then touched his stomach ,hip ,leg and foot .
" Ah yes ,I know what's wrong with you ,you have a broken finger " replied the doc