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@rookie54 said
so the silver surfer and the iron man team up
they are now alloys
Which alloy has magical properties?

cast iron

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you see a mousetrap

i see free cheese and a challenge

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me: *stabs vampire*
wife: omg
me: *beats zombie to death*
wife: OMG
me: what
wife: yer supposed to give them candy

Pianoman1
Nil desperandum

Seedy piano bar

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@rookie54 said
i tried to become a pianist but i was grasping at strauss
What do get if you drop a piano down a mine?
Ab minor.
What do get if you drop a piano on the barracks.
Ab major.

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i had my coffee this morning shaken, not stirred

do not recommend

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plato: aristotle, is your abacus working?

aristotle: i wouldn't count on it

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Isle of Misfit Toys

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Seen on a t-shirt:

2020
(1 star out of 5)
"very bad; do not recommend"

yo its me
Yo! Its been

Me, all along

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Fun fact: All near death experiences have a zero fatality rate.

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@yo-its-me said
Fun fact: All near death experiences have a zero fatality rate.
OOC: In fact a "recounted" would make the sentence correct. In fact since all People who are dead have been near death before, the experienced the time before dying…

obligatory joke:

My father was hit by a car while he distracted by cleaning lint out of his pocket.
My mother always said it would be his nit-picking that would be the end of him.

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i like big butts
and i cannot lie
i like enormous alsos
and gigantic althoughs
and the occasional medium yet

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ook

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I'm giving up drinking till Christmas.

...
No wait ... typo ..
I'm giving up. Drinking till Christmas!

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if you've not yet tried archery blindfolded
you don't know what yer missing

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i heard that a murder hornet mated with a giant jellyfish and the baby murderfish ate godzilla

and you thought 2020 was over

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once upon a time
in bizarro world
a turkey pardoned a president

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handyman here
i messed up bigtime

when a lady called asking me about gutters i responded that i had woken up in a few of them and could not recommend any of them

no work on this monday

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