06 Oct 20
@coquette saidReminds me of that song by Hall & Oates.
There should be a penal colony for those who pun. The punishment would be severe and unforgiving. Only men would be sent there, of course.
Maneater
Hall & Oates, Daryl Hall
She'll only come out at nights
The lean and hungry type
Nothing is new, I've seen her here before
Watching and waiting
Ooh, she's sitting with you but her eyes are on the door
So many have paid to see
What you think you're getting for free
The woman is wild, a she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar
Money's the matter
If you're in it for love
You ain't gonna get too far
Watch out boy she'll chew you up
(Oh, here she comes)
She's a maneater
(Oh, here she comes)
Watch out boy she'll chew you up
(Oh, here she comes)
She's a maneater
I wouldn't if I were you
I know what she can do
She's deadly man, she could really rip your world apart
Mind over matter
Ooh, the beauty is there but a beast is in the heart
Watch out boy she'll chew you up
(Oh, here she comes)
She's a…
-VR
16 Oct 20
@neilarini saidNice one, thumbs up on that! 😉
Why did the atheist order haddock?
He doesn't believe in cod.
-VR
16 Oct 20
@earl-of-trumps saidFrom "In Living Color", a bit about a convicted death row inmate doing standup comedy:
"Now, take my wife... PLEASE!! take my wife!" (Henny Youngman)
"Take my life, please." *rimshot*
"I just stabbed a prison guard in the back 37 times...and boy are my arms tired." *rimshot*