02 Aug 20
@wolfgang59 saidA man is sitting next to an empty place in the finals.
Me: “My wife said she has had enough and will
leave me if I play in next weekend's tournament.”
Friend: “What are you going to do?”
Me: "Nf3 as usual I guess."
Asks him the other neighbour: What about that empty place?
It was for my wife, we enjoyed decades of watching football, but now she died.
Oh I am awfully sorry. But don't you have a friend who would have taken the place?
No, they are all at her funeral.
08 Aug 20
@ponderable saidAbout as funny as mine, but didn't get the thumbs down! 😉
Two eggs were in a frying pan.
1st egg: hello there!
2nd egg: ahhhhh! a talking egg!
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@very-rusty saidMaybe your face is too serious for good joke telling.
About as funny as mine, but didn't get the thumbs down! 😉
-VR
Seriously consider another line of entertainment.
Do you play "put-some-clothes-on" Poker? You'd be a natural. Forever and literally.
08 Aug 20
@wolfe63 saidWolfy,
Maybe your face is too serious for good joke telling.
Seriously consider another line of entertainment.
Do you play "put-some-clothes-on" Poker?
Perhaps no one told you this but you're not suppose to laugh at your own jokes you should always be serious when telling them with as you call it a 'Poker Face'!! 😉
-VR
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@very-rusty saidWatch Bill Burr lately?
Wolfy,
Perhaps no one told you this but you're not suppose to laugh at your own jokes you should always be serious when telling them with as you call it a 'Poker Face'!! 😉
-VR
If not, you should.
@very-rusty saidI have a suggestion.
Is that who you watch and where you get your jokes? 😉
-VR
Go talk to your neighbors like you talk to people here.
Pretty soon, you'll be way too busy to annoy us.
@very-rusty saidLittle insecure Rusty, always gotta bring my clan into it after you get spanked.
Unlike you and your clan my neighbours are very nice to talk to Suzie Q!
-VR
I think you're just jealous of them.
10 Aug 20
@suzianne saidLOL@ Suzie Q, I don't feel like I got my butt spanked are you into that type of thing?
Little insecure Rusty, always gotta bring my clan into it after you get spanked.
I think you're just jealous of them.
Why would I be Jealous of a clan who play very few games, what page are you on now? 😉
-VR
@very-rusty said🙄
LOL@ Suzie Q, I don't feel like I got my butt spanked are you into that type of thing?
Why would I be Jealous of a clan who play very few games, what page are you on now? 😉
-VR