12 Oct 18
So the brain-transplant surgeon says to the patient;
"We have two possible brains for you -
you can have Stephen Hawking's brain for $1,000
or you can have whodey's brain for $10,000"
"Why the price difference?" asks the patient.
The surgeon replies;
"Because the whodey brain has hardly been used."
12 Oct 18
@wolfgang59 saidI would take 1:10 odds on Stephen Hawking's brain any day of the week...
So the brain-transplant surgeon says to the patient;
"We have two possible brains for you -
you can have Stephen Hawking's brain for $1,000
or you can have whodey's brain for $10,000"
"Why the price difference?" asks the patient.
The surgeon replies;
"Because the whodey brain has hardly been used."
12 Oct 18
@wolfgang59 saidHell, I can do better than that.
So the brain-transplant surgeon says to the patient;
"We have two possible brains for you -
you can have Stephen Hawking's brain for $1,000
or you can have whodey's brain for $10,000"
"Why the price difference?" asks the patient.
The surgeon replies;
"Because the whodey brain has hardly been used."
What do you call wolfgang with 2 brain cells?
Pregnant.
13 Oct 18
@whodey saidWith 2 brain cells you wouldn't be able to call me anything.
What do you call wolfgang with 2 brain cells?
16 Oct 18
@bigdoggproblem saidNot in its present condition.
I would take 1:10 odds on Stephen Hawking's brain any day of the week...
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17 Oct 18
@ghost-of-a-duke saidStealing lines from Milton Jones again, are we?
Hedgehogs. Why can't they just learn to share the hedge?
17 Oct 18
@ponderable saidAnd the Grand Canyon was formed when a Scotsman found out someone had dropped a penny.
You know how the copper wire was invented?
Two Suebians found the same Pfennig (two Scots found the same penny).
