Originally posted by wolfgang59I was sat watching the telly when there was a knock on the door .." go answer that son " ....son went to the door ..... " who is it son " I said , son replied " it's a bloke with a baldy head dad " ... " tell him to go away I've already got one " I replied
Knock knock
Who's there?
Atish
Atish who?
Bless you!
man in southern california finds a brass lamp on the beach. he brushes off the seaweed and out pops a genie. the genie thanks him and says that he gets one wish. the man protests, suggesting that he should get three wishes. the genie says that he's a one-wish genie and that the wish should be just right on the first go.
the man thinks for a moment and wishes for a highway to Hawaii.
the genie has absolutely no problem building a highway bridge 2500 or so miles long across the pacific ocean that's 10s of thousands of feet deep salt water and buffeted by storms and requiring fueling stops and motels and restaurants and then, to make the highway would it have to be four lanes or would two lanes do? the genie points out the challenges of driving to hawaii over the ocean to the man, suggesting that another wish might make a little more sense. in fact, one might suspect that the genie did feel just a little challenged, right?
well, the man took the genie's sincerely offered advice and changed his wish. he asked the genie to explain how women think.
the genie frowned and asked the man to please offer a little context.
the man said, "well, my wife comes home and tells me that she saved $200 at kohls. i say that's great and ask how she did that and she tells me that they had a 50% sale. then the next time i go to kohls with her and she holds up this dress and says does this make me look fat? then. . .
the genie interrupts the man and asks, two lanes or four?
Originally posted by Mammy BlueA further lack of evidence of male life on mars was the absence of atmospheric methane gas and TV remote controls.
News Flash: Men are NOT from Mars.
When Curiosity did an inspection of the Mars surface, he didn't record any findings of beer cans, Big Mac boxes, etc...
