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My niece calls me Ankle. So I call her my Knees.

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@torunn said
Wife: You need to do more chores around the house.
Husband: Can we change the subject?
Wife: Ok. More chores around the house need to be done by you.
Husband: Honey, you know I hate it when you use the passive-aggressive voice. 🤦‍♂️

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I have had the worst luck with jobs.

I wasn’t suited to be a tailor and the muffler factory was just exhausting. I couldn’t cut it as a barber and I didn’t have the patience to be a doctor. I wasn’t a good fit in the shoe factory even though I put my soul into it. I got fired from the cannon factory. I had a paper shop but that folded. I just couldn’t see any future as a historian and being a plumber was just too draining.

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@bigdogg said
I have had the worst luck with jobs.

I wasn’t suited to be a tailor and the muffler factory was just exhausting. I couldn’t cut it as a barber and I didn’t have the patience to be a doctor. I wasn’t a good fit in the shoe factory even though I put my soul into it. I got fired from the cannon factory. I had a paper shop but that folded. I just couldn’t see any future as a historian and being a plumber was just too draining.
I thought about being a philosopher…

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@moonbus said
I thought about being a philosopher…
...but didn't find the work meaningful.

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@bigdogg said
...but didn't find the work meaningful.
I tried epistemology and cosmology too but didn’t know where to begin.

Then Earl Grey offered me a job, but it wasn’t my cup of tea.

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I considered being a semiotician, but I'm not sure what that even means.

Pianoman1
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@torunn said
Wife: You need to do more chores around the house.
Husband: Can we change the subject?
Wife: Ok. More chores around the house need to be done by you.
I am writing to report
My dissatisfaction.
How dare you say
I’m not a man of action.

You say I like to sleep,
To loaf, to lie around,
To drift, to dawdle,
To loll and lounge.

All verbs, I note.
Have you not heard
That verbs are known
As doing words?

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@kevin-eleven said
I considered being a semiotician, but I'm not sure what that even means.
I worked for Hoover for a while; boy, that sucked !

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I applied to Otis Elevator Advertising dept.; I had this great slogan: “Otis Elevators never let you down.”

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@moonbus said
I applied to Otis Elevator Advertising dept.; I had this great slogan: “Otis Elevators never let you down.”
"Helping people on every level."

"Waaay faster than stairs."

"Our Muzak is the best!"

The Gravedigger
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Stealing cars from multi storey car parks.
So wrong on every level.

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The sound from a musician on stage bounces off the auditorium walls to surround the audience. The sound of a pigeon on stage does not. The reason?
A coo sticks.🤔

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Lance isn’t a popular name these days, but in the Middle Ages they used Lance a lot.

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Divegeester! 🙂

-VR

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