Originally posted by KewpieAre you a garden gnome? Not decorative, I know, but garden gnomes have many uses.
I am predominantly mineral, with a vegetable item included.
1. I am not a decorative item.
2. I am not edible.
3. I am very common in the developed world, but you'll find me everywhere.
4. I am not a cup of coffee.
5. I am almost always smaller than a microwave.
6. I am not brake pads or a brake pad.
7. I am a processed combination of naturally occurri ...[text shortened]... a pencil.
11. I spend most of my time outdoors, but I am not a recreational or sporting item.
Originally posted by KewpieUmbrella?
I am predominantly mineral, with a vegetable item included.
1. I am not a decorative item.
2. I am not edible.
3. I am very common in the developed world, but you'll find me everywhere.
4. I am not a cup of coffee.
5. I am almost always smaller than a microwave.
6. I am not brake pads or a brake pad.
7. I am a processed combination of naturally occurri ...[text shortened]... a pencil.
11. I spend most of my time outdoors, but I am not a recreational or sporting item.
This one is irritating I'll have you know.
And no, in response to the PM I received from a person to remain nameless, I personally have never used a garden gnome for butt sex thank you very much.
I am predominantly mineral, with a vegetable item included.
1. I am not a decorative item.
2. I am not edible.
3. I am very common in the developed world, but you'll find me everywhere.
4. I am not a cup of coffee.
5. I am almost always smaller than a microwave.
6. I am not brake pads or a brake pad.
7. I am a processed combination of naturally occurri ...[text shortened]... t paper.
9. I am waterproof.
10. I am not a pencil.
11. I spend most of my time outdoors, but I am not a recreational or sporting item.
12. I am not part of a house.
13. I am not a garden gnome.
14. I am not an umbrella.
clue: I am a working device, with moving parts.
I am predominantly mineral, with a vegetable item included.
1. I am not a decorative item.
2. I am not edible.
3. I am very common in the developed world, but you'll find me everywhere.
4. I am not a cup of coffee.
5. I am almost always smaller than a microwave.
6. I am not brake pads or a brake pad.
7. I am a processed combination of naturally occurring minerals, normally attached to a processed vegetable material.
8. I am not paper.
9. I am waterproof.
10. I am not a pencil.
11. I spend most of my time outdoors, but I am not a recreational or sporting item.
12. I am not part of a house.
13. I am not a garden gnome.
14. I am not an umbrella.
15. I am a working device, with moving parts, but no wires.
clue: I come in two parts, one normally fixed and the other easily attached to it.
Originally posted by KewpieLawnmower or gas barbeque?
I am predominantly mineral, with a vegetable item included.
1. I am not a decorative item.
2. I am not edible.
3. I am very common in the developed world, but you'll find me everywhere.
4. I am not a cup of coffee.
5. I am almost always smaller than a microwave.
6. I am not brake pads or a brake pad.
7. I am a processed combination of naturally occurri ...[text shortened]... o wires.
clue: I come in two parts, one normally fixed and the other easily attached to it.
Originally posted by KewpieDoes the fixed part typically rest on the ground?
I am predominantly mineral, with a vegetable item included.
1. I am not a decorative item.
2. I am not edible.
3. I am very common in the developed world, but you'll find me everywhere.
4. I am not a cup of coffee.
5. I am almost always smaller than a microwave.
6. I am not brake pads or a brake pad.
7. I am a processed combination of naturally occurri ...[text shortened]... o wires.
clue: I come in two parts, one normally fixed and the other easily attached to it.
I am predominantly mineral, with a vegetable item included.
1. I am not a decorative item.
2. I am not edible.
3. I am very common in the developed world, but you'll find me everywhere.
4. I am not a cup of coffee.
5. I am almost always smaller than a microwave.
6. I am not brake pads or a brake pad.
7. I am a processed combination of naturally occurring minerals, normally attached to a processed vegetable material.
8. I am not paper.
9. I am waterproof.
10. I am not a pencil.
11. I spend most of my time outdoors, but I am not a recreational or sporting item.
12. I am not part of a house.
13. I am not a garden gnome.
14. I am not an umbrella.
15. I am a working device, with moving parts, but no wires.
16. I am not a lawnmower or barbeque of any kind.
17. My fixed part never rests on the ground. It is attached to a much bigger man-made object.
Originally posted by KewpieFFS.
I am predominantly mineral, with a vegetable item included.
1. I am not a decorative item.
2. I am not edible.
3. I am very common in the developed world, but you'll find me everywhere.
4. I am not a cup of coffee.
5. I am almost always smaller than a microwave.
6. I am not brake pads or a brake pad.
7. I am a processed combination of naturally occurri ...[text shortened]...
17. My fixed part never rests on the ground. It is attached to a much bigger man-made object.
Are you a toy?
Originally posted by KewpieDo any of your moving parts rotate?
I am predominantly mineral, with a vegetable item included.
1. I am not a decorative item.
2. I am not edible.
3. I am very common in the developed world, but you'll find me everywhere.
4. I am not a cup of coffee.
5. I am almost always smaller than a microwave.
6. I am not brake pads or a brake pad.
7. I am a processed combination of naturally occurri ...[text shortened]...
17. My fixed part never rests on the ground. It is attached to a much bigger man-made object.
I am predominantly mineral, with a vegetable item included.
1. I am not a decorative item.
2. I am not edible.
3. I am very common in the developed world, but you'll find me everywhere.
4. I am not a cup of coffee.
5. I am almost always smaller than a microwave.
6. I am not brake pads or a brake pad.
7. I am a processed combination of naturally occurring minerals, normally attached to a processed vegetable material.
8. I am not paper.
9. I am waterproof.
10. I am not a pencil.
11. I spend most of my time outdoors, but I am not a recreational or sporting item.
12. I am not part of a house.
13. I am not a garden gnome.
14. I am not an umbrella.
15. I am a working device, with moving parts, but no wires.
16. I am not a lawnmower or barbeque of any kind.
17. My fixed part never rests on the ground. It is attached to a much bigger man-made object.
18. I am not a toy.
19. My single moving part does not rotate.
Originally posted by KewpieJesus wept.
I am predominantly mineral, with a vegetable item included.
1. I am not a decorative item.
2. I am not edible.
3. I am very common in the developed world, but you'll find me everywhere.
4. I am not a cup of coffee.
5. I am almost always smaller than a microwave.
6. I am not brake pads or a brake pad.
7. I am a processed combination of naturally occurri ...[text shortened]... a much bigger man-made object.
18. I am not a toy.
19. My single moving part does not rotate.
Are you a tool?
I am predominantly mineral, with a vegetable item included.
1. I am not a decorative item.
2. I am not edible.
3. I am very common in the developed world, but you'll find me everywhere.
4. I am not a cup of coffee.
5. I am almost always smaller than a microwave.
6. I am not brake pads or a brake pad.
7. I am a processed combination of naturally occurring minerals, normally attached to a processed vegetable material.
8. I am not paper.
9. I am waterproof.
10. I am not a pencil.
11. I spend most of my time outdoors, but I am not a recreational or sporting item.
12. I am not part of a house.
13. I am not a garden gnome.
14. I am not an umbrella.
15. I am a working device, with moving parts, but no wires.
16. I am not a lawnmower or barbeque of any kind.
17. My fixed part never rests on the ground. It is attached to a much bigger man-made object.
18. I am not a toy.
19. My single moving part does not rotate.
20. I would not call myself a tool. I perform a single function, but I receive electric power to do that, I am not directly operated by a person.
clue: I was inspired to choose this object on a rainy day.
Originally posted by KewpieAre you a windscreen wiper?
I am predominantly mineral, with a vegetable item included.
1. I am not a decorative item.
2. I am not edible.
3. I am very common in the developed world, but you'll find me everywhere.
4. I am not a cup of coffee.
5. I am almost always smaller than a microwave.
6. I am not brake pads or a brake pad.
7. I am a processed combination of naturally occurri ...[text shortened]... t directly operated by a person.
clue: I was inspired to choose this object on a rainy day.