Originally posted by SwissGambitAre you a "C" clamp?
Superclue it is.
1. No, I am not wired.
2. I am smaller than a microwave. (that question is useful, isn't it?)
3. I am not made of wood.
4. I am not made of any kind of plastic.
5. I am made of metal.
6. I am not designed primarily for personal/domestic use, although I can be used in that setting.
7. I am not used to construct or repair other me ...[text shortened]... am not a woodworking tool doesn't mean I'm not associated with woodworking.
1. No, I am not wired.
2. I am smaller than a microwave. (that question is useful, isn't it?)
3. I am not made of wood.
4. I am not made of any kind of plastic.
5. I am made of metal.
6. I am not designed primarily for personal/domestic use, although I can be used in that setting.
7. I am not used to construct or repair other metal objects.
8. I don't have a spring in me.
9. I don't have any pre-set programming.
10. I am not a woodworking tool.
11. I don't have any moving parts.
12. I am not an ingot.
13. I'm pretty inexpensive.
14. Part of me has a circular shape.
15. I am mainly useful rather than decorative.
16. I am not used to contain a substance.
17. I won't rule out my use as a weapon, though I'm definitely not most people's first choice (or even in the top 10).
18. I am normally held in the hand.
19. I am not a piece of sports equipment.
20. Nor a cheese grater.
21. I am used in the farming industry, but that's not the only industry that uses me.
22. You'd have to be pretty kinky to use me as a sexual device.
23. I am not a scythe/sickle.
24. I am not a lightsaber.
25. I could be used to cut certain things, but it's not really what I'm intended to do.
26. I am less than 8 inches in length.
27. I am not a bottle opener.
28. Just because I am not a woodworking tool doesn't mean I'm not associated with woodworking.
29. I am not a C-clamp.
Originally posted by SwissGambitHammer? Or a walrus.
1. No, I am not wired.
2. I am smaller than a microwave. (that question is useful, isn't it?)
3. I am not made of wood.
4. I am not made of any kind of plastic.
5. I am made of metal.
6. I am not designed primarily for personal/domestic use, although I can be used in that setting.
7. I am not used to construct or repair other metal objects.
8. I d ng tool doesn't mean I'm not associated with woodworking.
29. I am not a C-clamp.
1. No, I am not wired.
2. I am smaller than a microwave. (that question is useful, isn't it?)
3. I am not made of wood.
4. I am not made of any kind of plastic.
5. I am made of metal.
6. I am not designed primarily for personal/domestic use, although I can be used in that setting.
7. I am not used to construct or repair other metal objects.
8. I don't have a spring in me.
9. I don't have any pre-set programming.
10. I am not a woodworking tool.
11. I don't have any moving parts.
12. I am not an ingot.
13. I'm pretty inexpensive.
14. Part of me has a circular shape.
15. I am mainly useful rather than decorative.
16. I am not used to contain a substance.
17. I won't rule out my use as a weapon, though I'm definitely not most people's first choice (or even in the top 10).
18. I am normally held in the hand.
19. I am not a piece of sports equipment.
20. Nor a cheese grater.
21. I am used in the farming industry, but that's not the only industry that uses me.
22. You'd have to be pretty kinky to use me as a sexual device.
23. I am not a scythe/sickle.
24. I am not a lightsaber.
25. I could be used to cut certain things, but it's not really what I'm intended to do.
26. I am less than 8 inches in length.
27. I am not a bottle opener.
28. Just because I am not a woodworking tool doesn't mean I'm not associated with woodworking.
29. I am not a C-clamp.
30. I must be fabricated by humans to exist.
31. I am a nail. 🙂
Originally posted by ChessPraxisSteve's top 10:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOs2DKapHzQ
1. Chinese Stars
2. Darts
3. Throwing Knives
4. Smoke Bombs
5. Vitriol
6. Grenades
7. Spears
8. Molotov Cocktail
9. Those exploding stick things the Nazis threw at the militants in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
10. Rocks; jagged, pointy, rocks.