Objects in mirror...

Originally posted by @rookie54
urination...

take a -

... ticket and wait until...

Originally posted by @lemon-lime
... ticket and wait until...

... the cows come home.

It's a long way to ...

Originally posted by @moonbus
... the cows come home.

It's a long way to ...

Tipperary, especially on a bicycle.

A moment on the lips...

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Tipperary, especially on a bicycle.

A moment on the lips...

...can cost a fleet of fine ships.

Ask not...

Originally posted by @wolfe63
...can cost a fleet of fine ships.

Ask not...

.. what Trump can do for you, ask ...

Originally posted by @moonbus
.. what Trump can do for you, ask ...

...what Trump can do for himself.

If a tree falls in a forest...

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
...what Trump can do for himself.

If a tree falls in a forest...

...does a bear do its business behind it?

How many chucks...

Originally posted by @wolfe63
...does a bear do its business behind it?

How many chucks...

... did Norris chuck ...

Originally posted by @moonbus
... did Norris chuck ...

...while chucking up chuckney?

A bird in the hand...

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
...while chucking up chuckney?

A bird in the hand...

won't stay there for long

Don't sit under the apple tree....

Originally posted by @torunn
won't stay there for long

Don't sit under the apple tree....

...unless you are looking for confirmation of gravity.


Never eat yellow snow...

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
...unless you are looking for confirmation of gravity.


Never eat yellow snow...

...unless it's lemon gelato.

Take a ride on...

Originally posted by @wolfe63
...unless it's lemon gelato.

Take a ride on...

the Hogwarts Express

I got your...

Originally posted by @leur
the Hogwarts Express

I got your...

brown-eyed, bandy-legged, snot-nosed ...

Originally posted by @moonbus
brown-eyed, bandy-legged, snot-nosed ...

...pit-bull right here!

A stitch in time...