28 Dec 17
Originally posted by @roma45You're Scots. You don't get to talk about cricket. You haven't even beaten the Sassenach in 20/20. (We have - ask that boy Broad - so I can shoot my mouth off.) Come back when we're discussing the caber catch.
England a head in a meaningless game and all the English cancel their holidays.
Originally posted by @shallow-blueYou are only good at rolling joints and wearing wooden shoes
You're Scots. You don't get to talk about cricket. You haven't even beaten the Sassenach in 20/20. (We have - ask that boy Broad - so I can shoot my mouth off.) Come back when we're discussing the caber catch.
Great cricket team Holland has?
Caber catch? How ignorant you are. It's called tossing the caber. I think you would be great at it well you are a complete tosser.
Originally posted by @blood-on-the-tracksLBW ?
To be fair, Roma, a decent bit of wordplay!
Got him plumb LBW
Get back to me if you want the cricket explanation! 😉
LETS BURN WITCHES
A very popular sport in Perth years ago.
Originally posted by @blood-on-the-tracksThe original and best Perth Scotland
Is that Perth , Scotland or Perth, Oz?
To fit in with the multi cultural slant
Home of the super saints.
Rest place of the holy grail
More ghosts than village idiots from Holland
Plus I live there
Originally posted by @roma45Not a great cricket team, no - but good enough to beat the English twice. That's twice more than you. The only team you can beat is ours, and we're not even a colony of England as you are, you jessies.
You are only good at rolling joints and wearing wooden shoes
Great cricket team Holland has?
Caber catch? How ignorant you are. It's called tossing the caber. I think you would be great at it well you are a complete tosser.
As for the caber, that's a very old joke, and I'm not surprised you're too much of a bairn to have heard it before.
Originally posted by @shallow-blueHehe._.
Typical Limeys. Produce one good innings by one player, and they prance about like they haven't lost the Ashes at all.
Originally posted by @shallow-blueJessie's
Not a great cricket team, no - but good enough to beat the English twice. That's twice more than you. The only team you can beat is ours, and we're not even a colony of England as you are, you jessies.
As for the caber, that's a very old joke, and I'm not surprised you're too much of a bairn to have heard it before.
Coming from a country that lay down to Hitler now that's a proper joke
Roll a joint and boil yer heid
Originally posted by @blood-on-the-tracksCome on buddy.
Luck, KA? The one time we have rain in this series is when England are pushing for a win!
No rain around on the last couple of days in any of the first 3 Tests
Still, only 2 results possible here, and neither of them are an Aussie win. 5-0 it isn't going to be.
You honestly going to celebrate after you have lost the ashes?
Despite talking a good fight before the series started (me, I mean!), was always very much against the odds that we would retain the Ashes.
Since 2001, all Ashes series have gone the way of the team playing at home, with one exception, when we managed to win in Oz a few years ago.
So, we take our victories where we can, and days 2 and 3 in particular of this Test have been very enjoyable.
Originally posted by @blood-on-the-tracksAt last a great post
Despite talking a good fight before the series started (me, I mean!), was always very much against the odds that we would retain the Ashes.
Since 2001, all Ashes series have gone the way of the team playing at home, with one exception, when we managed to win in Oz a few years ago.
So, we take our victories where we can, and days 2 and 3 in particular of this Test have been very enjoyable.
Enjoyment is better than winning anytime.
Unless there is betting involved.