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Seitse
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Why do they make such a perfect topic of conversation?

Discuss.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Why do they make such a perfect topic of conversation?

Discuss.
juvenile, tedious,
toilet jokes...
karma meets the comedian,
and on his own fart, he chokes...

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Originally posted by Seitse
Why do they make such a perfect topic of conversation?

Discuss.
the appropriateness of those topics depend very much on the audience...

In most circles the don't prevails.

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Originally posted by Ponderable
the appropriateness of those topics depend very much on the audience...

In most circles the don't prevails.
We disagree.

The beauty of those topics is precisely in their universality.

Whatever circle you may be thinking of, it 100% guaranteed
indulges in the pleasure of those topics --perhaps not in
your presence, though certainly it does.

C
It is what it is

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Originally posted by Seitse
We disagree.

The beauty of those topics is precisely in their universality.
Universally acceptable - if you are five to twelve years old.

(No telling if you are??)

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Originally posted by CalJust
Universally acceptable - if you are five to twelve years old.

(No telling if you are??)
whoopy cushions, fake dog turds, smutty post cards, page 3 girls these are the things that put Great in GREAT BRITAIN.

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Originally posted by CalJust
Universally acceptable - if you are five to twelve years old.

(No telling if you are??)
Those who brush it aside as a matter for children, are precisely
the ones trying to "catch" a fart inside their clenched fist to then
release it close to the nose of their friend.

Usually balding, potbellied men with children of their own.

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Originally posted by redbadger
... page 3 girls...
Why aspire to page three when one can hope for a staple in one's belly button in the center-fold?

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Originally posted by hakima
Why aspire to page three when one can hope for a staple in one's belly button in the center-fold?
cant afford porno mags.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Those who brush it aside as a matter for children, are precisely
the ones trying to "catch" a fart inside their clenched fist to then
release it close to the nose of their friend.

Usually balding, potbellied men with children of their own.
My children (sons) taught me that...🙁

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Originally posted by redbadger
whoopy cushions, fake dog turds, smutty post cards, page 3 girls these are the things that put Great in GREAT BRITAIN.
Great Britain gets credit for the whoopy cushion? No way...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whoopee_cushion

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After careful consideration I tend to disagree:

Hirst is doing Art using dead things... at least farts and busps belong to the living 🙂

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Not the Tracy Emin, then?

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