To be read in an Italian accent!
“One a day ama going to Malta to picka ‘otel.
In da morning I goa down to eata da breakfast.
I tella da waitress “I wanna 2 pieces of toast.”
She bringsa only 1 piece.
I tell her “I want 2 piece.”
She tells me to go to the toilet.
I say “you no understand, I wanna 2 piece on my plate!”
She say “you better not piece on the plate, you soon of a beech!”
I don’t even know the lady, an she call me a soon of a beech!
Later I go to eat at a the biggera restaurant.
The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife, buta no fork.
I tell her “I wanna the fork!”
She tell me “everybody wanna fork!”
I tell her “you no understand. I wanna fork on the table.”
She say “you bettera not fork on the table you soon of a beech.
I go back to my room ina hotel and there is no sheets on the bed.
I call the manager and say “I wanna sheet!”
He tells me to go to the toilet.
I say “you no understand, I wanna sheet on the bed.”
He says “you bettera not sheet on the bed, you soon of a beech!”
I go down to a checkout and the man at the desk saya “peace on you!”
I saya “peace on you too, you soon of a beech!”
I’ma going backa to Italia!
Originally posted by mikelomGina Lollabrigida couldn't have said it better
To be read in an Italian accent!
“One a day ama going to Malta to picka ‘otel.
In da morning I goa down to eata da breakfast.
I tella da waitress “I wanna 2 pieces of toast.”
She bringsa only 1 piece.
I tell her “I want 2 piece.”
She tells me to go to the toilet.
I say “you no understand, I wanna 2 piece on my plate!”
She say “you better not pie ...[text shortened]... ya “peace on you!”
I saya “peace on you too, you soon of a beech!”
I’ma going backa to Italia!