Objects in mirror...

@great-big-stees said
only organically grown stuff.

Who says you can't...

...make the perfect sandwich.


To assemble the most delectable sandwich...

@ghost-of-a-duke said
...make the perfect sandwich.


To assemble the most delectable sandwich...

hire a proper "sandwhich" chef.


My dad used to pronounce...

@great-big-stees said
hire a proper "sandwhich" chef.


My dad used to pronounce...

,,,sandwich 'sand wedge.'


A well-made sandwich..

@ghost-of-a-duke said
,,,sandwich 'sand wedge.'


A well-made sandwich..

for me, is an impossibility.

Why do some people...

@great-big-stees said
for me, is an impossibility.

Why do some people...

...make do with an inferior sandwich?

In the future, sandwiches will...

@ghost-of-a-duke said
...make do with an inferior sandwich?

In the future, sandwiches will...

...have their own RHP forum.

My cup runneth...

@js357 said
...have their own RHP forum.

My cup runneth...

...over hill and mountain for a good panino.

Half my kingdom for a ...

@wolfe63 said
...over hill and mountain for a good panino.

Half my kingdom for a ...

...good night sleep.


A cat has 9 lives but...

@ghost-of-a-duke said
...good night sleep.


A cat has 9 lives but...

the dog got eight of them already.

I regret that I have but one sandwich to give, ...

@moonbus said
the dog got eight of them already.

I regret that I have but one sandwich to give, ...

...to the Ghost.

If piccalilli ruled the world...

@ghost-of-a-duke said
...to the Ghost.

If piccalilli ruled the world...

there'd be a pickle tax.

It is absurd to divide people into good and bad; people are either ...

@moonbus said
there'd be a pickle tax.

It is absurd to divide people into good and bad; people are either ...

male or female.


It's said that if...

@great-big-stees said
male or female.


It's said that if...

...life gives you lemons, make...

@js357 said
...life gives you lemons, make...

sure you add sugar...or the like.

You too are eligible for employee...

@great-big-stees said
sure you add sugar...or the like.

You too are eligible for employee...

sexist deprogramming.

If not fully satisfied...