Last Word Sentences

Originally posted by @wolfgang59
Spanish war evidently! Didn't I say how Catalan has ended friendship?

Foreigners reign in England; never determining Scottish have independence promise.

Originally posted by @paul-a-roberts
Foreigners reign in England; never determining Scottish have independence promise.

Please remember: Our mission is significant enjoyment.

Originally posted by @handyandy
Please remember: Our mission is significant enjoyment.

Enjoyment, not jollification or yayness! (merriment encourages nocturnal trampolining).

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Enjoyment, not jollification or yayness! (merriment encourages nocturnal trampolining).

The reason a man practises on line is; nothing invented, nothing gained.

Originally posted by @wolfgang59
The reason a man practises on line is; nothing invented, nothing gained.

Great authors in Norway embrace deadlines.

Originally posted by @torunn
Great authors in Norway embrace deadlines.

Dead ends are decisions lost in necessity, extinguished sadly.

Originally posted by @handyandy
Dead ends are decisions lost in necessity, extinguished sadly.

Secretaries are devastated losing you.

Originally posted by @torunn
Secretaries are devastated losing you.

Yanks organise undergarments!

Originally posted by @paul-a-roberts
Yanks organise undergarments!

Usually nobody deliberately "exclaims" regarding garments - apparently real men enjoy not talking singlets.

Originally posted by @wolfgang59
Usually nobody deliberately "exclaims" regarding garments - apparently real men enjoy not talking singlets.

Surreptitiously, in nicer gardens, loquacious earwigs tease spiders.

Originally posted by @handyandy
Surreptitiously, in nicer gardens, loquacious earwigs tease spiders.

Surprisingly people in Devon eat raw sausages.

Originally posted by @wolfgang59
Surprisingly people in Devon eat raw sausages.

Sometimes an undercooked sausage agitates Ghost. (excluding saveloys).

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Sometimes an undercooked sausage agitates Ghost. (excluding saveloys).

Saveloys, a veritable edible loveliness, or yucksome side-order.


(Yucksome - feeding off my inner-Roald Dahl!)

Originally posted by @paul-a-roberts
Saveloys, a veritable edible loveliness, or yucksome side-order.


(Yucksome - feeding off my inner-Roald Dahl!)

Still in desperate exhaustion, Oddbjörn readily decided eventual return.

Originally posted by @torunn
Still in desperate exhaustion, Oddbjörn readily decided eventual return.

Roberts eventually turned up reading "Ninpins".*


* The unpublished sequel to The Minpins 😞