1. I am not edible.
2. I am smaller than a microwave.
3. And therefore, I am also smaller than flopping Elvis.
4. Yes, you would usually find me in a house.
5. Yes, you would usually find me in a wardrobe, or close by one.
6. I am not an item of footwear.
7. I am not a coat hanger.
8. I am not made of a soft fabric. I need to be more durable.
9. I am not a hard hat. I am not meant to protect the safety of my owner.
1. I am not edible.
2. I am smaller than a microwave.
3. And therefore, I am also smaller than flopping Elvis.
4. Yes, you would usually find me in a house.
5. Yes, you would usually find me in a wardrobe, or close by one.
6. I am not an item of footwear.
7. I am not a coat hanger.
8. I am not made of a soft fabric. I need to be more durable.
9. I am not a hard hat. I am not meant to protect the safety of my owner.
10. I am not a mirror. If I was, I could potentially be larger than a microwave.
1. I am not edible.
2. I am smaller than a microwave.
3. And therefore, I am also smaller than flopping Elvis.
4. Yes, you would usually find me in a house.
5. Yes, you would usually find me in a wardrobe, or close by one.
6. I am not an item of footwear.
7. I am not a coat hanger.
8. I am not made of a soft fabric. I need to be more durable.
9. I am not a hard hat. I am not meant to protect the safety of my owner.
10. I am not a mirror. If I was, I could potentially be larger than a microwave.
11. I am not a clothes brush.
1. I am not edible.
2. I am smaller than a microwave.
3. And therefore, I am also smaller than flopping Elvis.
4. Yes, you would usually find me in a house.
5. Yes, you would usually find me in a wardrobe, or close by one.
6. I am not an item of footwear.
7. I am not a coat hanger.
8. I am not made of a soft fabric. I need to be more durable.
9. I am not a hard hat. I am not meant to protect the safety of my owner.
10. I am not a mirror. If I was, I could potentially be larger than a microwave.
11. I am not a clothes brush.
12. Yes, sometimes some parts of me are made with leather or synthetic leather.
Originally posted by Kewpie1. I am not edible.
Would you be worn on the person of a human being?
Are you a wallet?
2. I am smaller than a microwave.
3. And therefore, I am also smaller than flopping Elvis.
4. Yes, you would usually find me in a house.
5. Yes, you would usually find me in a wardrobe, or close by one.
6. I am not an item of footwear.
7. I am not a coat hanger.
8. I am not made of a soft fabric. I need to be more durable.
9. I am not a hard hat. I am not meant to protect the safety of my owner.
10. I am not a mirror. If I was, I could potentially be larger than a microwave.
11. I am not a clothes brush.
12. Yes, sometimes some parts of me are made with leather or synthetic leather.
13. I am worn on the person of a human being.
14. But I'm not a wallet.
Originally posted by HandyAndy1. I am not edible.
Are you a belt?
2. I am smaller than a microwave.
3. And therefore, I am also smaller than flopping Elvis.
4. Yes, you would usually find me in a house.
5. Yes, you would usually find me in a wardrobe, or close by one.
6. I am not an item of footwear.
7. I am not a coat hanger.
8. I am not made of a soft fabric. I need to be more durable.
9. I am not a hard hat. I am not meant to protect the safety of my owner.
10. I am not a mirror. If I was, I could potentially be larger than a microwave.
11. I am not a clothes brush.
12. Yes, sometimes some parts of me are made with leather or synthetic leather.
13. I am worn on the person of a human being.
14. But I'm not a wallet.
15. And I'm not a belt.