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Doug Stanhope

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Originally posted by Landisqueen170
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Yeah, baby, that's how your eyes will be like once you
try real passion instead of that hygienic, sterilized,
suburban existence.

I have the hots for you. Call me *insert roaming smiley here*

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Try to surpass my old parents!

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
6. Read a few sentences at a time to your newborn. Doing so will acquaint them with the sound and rhythm of language and enjoyment of books..
F*** Off! Or, preferably even, drop dead. (excuse my lack of use of correct grammar, interpunction, spelling and all kinds of parts of the English language I do not fully comprehend )

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
8. Schedule time for your own individual leisure activities by sharing the 24/7 duties of caring for your newborn.
F*** Off! Or, preferably even, drop dead. (excuse my lack of use of correct grammar, interpunction, spelling and all kinds of parts of the English language I do not fully comprehend )

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
12. If your musically inclined, sing soft lullabies to your newborn at bedtime.
F*** Off! Or, preferably even, drop dead. (excuse my lack of use of correct grammar, interpunction, spelling and all kinds of parts of the English language I do not fully comprehend )

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I think people should start this in their tricycle years.

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25. Responsible parenting requires maturity and patience. Immature parents do their impressionable young children a considerable disservice.

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Originally posted by Wycombe Al
teach them chess?
Yes, beginning as early as two years old as with my own son who won his first (1st to 6th grade)
chess tournament at our community center in first grade at the age of five..

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The post that was quoted here has been removed
Thank you.

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The post that was quoted here has been removed
drewnogal, as you well know, conflicted people are much more to be pitied than scorned.

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26. Feel pity for trolls fishing personal data and copy-paste spamming.

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