Originally posted by Hand of HecateI should say this as ana addendum to my rant, this competition and the resulting work has enriched and inspired me. I'd like to see more similar competitions.
Where's your vote?
Per your request, a brief review of each story I did not vote upon follows:
An Affair - Can I buy a vowel? Go back to reading Cosmo and watching Oprah.
Hand of God - Film Noir douchery. Kill yourself.
Edgar's - Long winded git. Try reading the instructions ass hat.
Blight - Are you calling me fat? Jesus Christ that sucke ...[text shortened]... ght you on fire and put you out with a shovel for making me read that.
You're welcome.
Good job and thanks to Catfood for putting it together.