pongom

Here's a little ditty i sometimes sing when i'm playing chess;

I went for a job in a factory,
the man, said "no", and just laughed at me,
He said, "you look funny!" and i looked like a fruit,
so, i coughed up a greenie, and i gobbed on his suit,
(CHORUS)
Gob on you,
I hate your guts,
Gob on you,
I,ll kick you in the nuts,..........

I,m a raving mad welsh man,
i don,t look nothing like George Clooney,
you,ll see iplay chess,
like a f*****g looney..